Screams & Grumbles

“Possible Titles for the Next Before Sunrise Sequel”

by Michael Wolman


Before Mid-Afternoon

Before Crepuscule

Before Sunrise, Which is at 6:16 am Today in Rome on the Day This Movie Takes Place, But Not on the Day You’re Watching it on Bravo, Because It’s Summertime Now, and Why Are You Inside Watching Bravo at 11:00 on a Beautiful Saturday Morning??

Before Close of Business

Before Sunrise… Again: From Dusk Till Dawn

After Ethan Hawke’s Career Has Unceremoniously Fizzled Out

Before 10:14 pm



Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *