“Hot Men With Breakfast Foods: Activism”
Cesar Chavez with some hippie-shit granola. Probably Mexican granola, too.
Gandhi with hippie-shit granola. Do Indians have granola? Granola curry?
Harvey Milk with some of the gayest granola around.
Malcolm X with some granola… y’know, he doesn’t quite fit in with all the damn dirty hippies on this list. How does activism work? Is it just a matter of granola?
Martin Luther King had a dream. A dream about granola.
WEB DuBois and some granola. Who’s WEB DuBois? Who names their kid WEB? Is he even a real person? Where’s my Percocet, damnit?!