Letters to the Editor

Hi Isa,

It has come to our attention that in one of your blog posts our COO, Chad, is mentioned in a familiar manner by Kelly Anneken – http://www.hobopancakes.com/tag/no-comment/
Are you and/or Kelly an acquaintance of Chad’s?  We weren’t sure if you knew you used the name of an actual person here at Doc Johnson when you wrote about our facility.
Please let me know.
Thank you,
Sunny 

Sunny Rodgers

Marketing Manager

DOC JOHNSON 
Dear Sunny Rodgers,
What kind of gosh-damned hippie name is “Sunny”?  Is that even a real name?  I’ll tell ya: it’s not.  It’s a kind of day.  Do you have a brother named “Partly Cloudy”?  You kids today.
What’s a “blog”?  This here is a magazine, livin’ on the world wide web.  “Blog”.  That’s about as real a word as “Sunny” is a name.
I’d bet all my quarters that your parents were draft-dodgers.
Sincerely,
Ruth “Rooster” Flanagan, editorial intern

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