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The Tip-Off

We tell you what’s worth celebrating in the week ahead: hobo-style. MONDAY, JANUARY 10 On this date in 49 BCE, Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon, starting a Roman civil war and giving rise to the phrase “crossing the Rubicon.”  Hey!  Now you know where that phrase actually came from!  Celebrate by explaining this story to […]

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Mad Madame Xenia’s Hometruth Horoscopes

Once a month, our very own Mad Madame Xenia looks deep into the future and tells you sad sacks what’s what. Just like that lady on TV with the fake Jamaican accent, but with more bitterness and gin. Capricorn December 22 – January 19 It’s All about You! You’re nothing but a disappointment to me […]

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Ask Papa Ratzi

Infallible advice from the Vatican’s very own love doctor! Dear Pope, I am a devout Catholic and so am waiting until marriage.  As I always tell my boyfriend, it’s important to express AFFECTION, not AROUSAL!  (I learned that in the ninth grade.  The woman who spoke to us also said that if we’d already lost […]

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