Issue 9: SEXISM

            Sexism

Welcome back, prejudiced Pancake partisans!

This issue is an equal-opportunity chauvinist.  Back in the kitchen, ladies, so the men can get back to their wage-earning, weight-lifting, and other heterosexual pursuits!

Feel free to discriminate amongst our collection of presupposed prose, puritanical poetry, and archaic artwork.  “Smut ‘N Eggs” investigates a breach in a “men’s only” space, “The Woman With the Tempting Eyes” makes trouble in the Middle East, and  “In Which a Titanic Crew Member Loses His Cool At St. Peter’s Gate” is exactly what it sounds like.  “No Comment” goes where the sun don’t shine in search of unique forms of sexism, and “Smack Talk of the Town” profiles the contentious relationship between Republican politico Michelle Bachmann and her radical feminist foster child.

Mow the lawn, make us a sandwich, and enjoy the gender-conforming wonderland that is Hobo Pancakes!

With sexist sincerity,
The Hobo Pancakes Team

No Comment

“Sexism: A Users’ Guide”

by Kelly Anneken, Managing Editor

 

Salute Our Shorts

“Institute of Follicular Studies Releases Hair-Raising Report”

Paul Lander

“National Security Alert: Report to Your Bunkers!”

by Janice Arenofsky

 

Screams & Grumbles

“Dear Monica”

by Kashana Cauley

 

The John Pavon Zone

“Sexism Hotel”

by John Pavon

 

Annals of the Flesh

“Ask Papa Ratzi”

by Pope Benedict XVI

“Chocolate Hearts but no Lady Parts”

by Adam Wohnoutka

 

Articles of Faith

“Man of the Year”

by Steven Stark

“In Which A Titanic Crew Member Loses His Cool At St. Peter’s”

by Natalie Grant

 

The Palate Cleanser

“Smut ‘N Eggs”

by Kashana Cauley

“Laughing Animals”

by Eleanor Leonne Bennett

 

Department of Human Resources

“The Life of Kurt”

by Michael Wolman

“Worry of One in Three — Suffering From Lung Cancer”

by Eleanor Leonne Bennett

 

Division of Infrastructure

“Elevator Shaft”

by Cheryl Anne Gardner

 

Chronicles of Higher Education

“On the Psychology of Sex and Other Retrogressions”

by Greg Sapp

 

No, YOU’RE Fucked Up!

“El Sacaponche”

by Nestor Fabal

 

The Astral Plane

“Obits From the Future”

by Mrs. Sowerberry

 

Iambic Ixplosion

“Advice to Men”

by Ryan Ritchie

“The Woman With Tempting Eyes”

by Michael Shorb

“I Respect the Gent”

by G. David Schwartz

“The Sunset”

by Ryan Ritchie

“A Mitsubishi”

by G David Schwartz

 

Smack-Talk of the Town

“Bachmann Feminism Overdrive”

by Isa Hopkins, editor-at-large

 

Photographic Evidence

“Paris on Five Euros A Day”

by Michail Mulvey