Issue 9: SEXISM


Welcome back, prejudiced Pancake partisans!

This issue is an equal-opportunity chauvinist.  Back in the kitchen, ladies, so the men can get back to their wage-earning, weight-lifting, and other heterosexual pursuits!

Feel free to discriminate amongst our collection of presupposed prose, puritanical poetry, and archaic artwork.  “Smut ‘N Eggs” investigates a breach in a “men’s only” space, “The Woman With the Tempting Eyes” makes trouble in the Middle East, and  “In Which a Titanic Crew Member Loses His Cool At St. Peter’s Gate” is exactly what it sounds like.  “No Comment” goes where the sun don’t shine in search of unique forms of sexism, and “Smack Talk of the Town” profiles the contentious relationship between Republican politico Michelle Bachmann and her radical feminist foster child.

Mow the lawn, make us a sandwich, and enjoy the gender-conforming wonderland that is Hobo Pancakes!

With sexist sincerity,
The Hobo Pancakes Team

No Comment

“Sexism: A Users’ Guide”

by Kelly Anneken, Managing Editor


Salute Our Shorts

“Institute of Follicular Studies Releases Hair-Raising Report”

Paul Lander

“National Security Alert: Report to Your Bunkers!”

by Janice Arenofsky


Screams & Grumbles

“Dear Monica”

by Kashana Cauley


The John Pavon Zone

“Sexism Hotel”

by John Pavon


Annals of the Flesh

“Ask Papa Ratzi”

by Pope Benedict XVI

“Chocolate Hearts but no Lady Parts”

by Adam Wohnoutka


Articles of Faith

“Man of the Year”

by Steven Stark

“In Which A Titanic Crew Member Loses His Cool At St. Peter’s”

by Natalie Grant


The Palate Cleanser

“Smut ‘N Eggs”

by Kashana Cauley

“Laughing Animals”

by Eleanor Leonne Bennett


Department of Human Resources

“The Life of Kurt”

by Michael Wolman

“Worry of One in Three — Suffering From Lung Cancer”

by Eleanor Leonne Bennett


Division of Infrastructure

“Elevator Shaft”

by Cheryl Anne Gardner


Chronicles of Higher Education

“On the Psychology of Sex and Other Retrogressions”

by Greg Sapp


No, YOU’RE Fucked Up!

“El Sacaponche”

by Nestor Fabal


The Astral Plane

“Obits From the Future”

by Mrs. Sowerberry


Iambic Ixplosion

“Advice to Men”

by Ryan Ritchie

“The Woman With Tempting Eyes”

by Michael Shorb

“I Respect the Gent”

by G. David Schwartz

“The Sunset”

by Ryan Ritchie

“A Mitsubishi”

by G David Schwartz


Smack-Talk of the Town

“Bachmann Feminism Overdrive”

by Isa Hopkins, editor-at-large


Photographic Evidence

“Paris on Five Euros A Day”

by Michail Mulvey